Join the dots, sunshine

Things I hate… weird freckles. The sun brings out the freckles on my upper lip which in turn makes me look like I have a John Waters moustache. I know it could be worse, I could get freckles that resemble some other more infamous moustachioed man *cough, cough dictator kettle. But seriously all I need is a tub of hair wax and a shirt buttoned up to the neck and I’d be out there making Hairspray Two (Is there a Hairspray Two?) …anyway to help you imagine my John Waters sun moustache here is a picture of a lady with a moustache.

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