Category Film

Your face is not a face.

Things I find… strange… people who have faces made up of completely unrecognizable features. I like to call this sort of face a no face face. An example of someone with a no face face is Jean Seberg, the beautiful star of Breathless. This week I had to look at Seberg’s IMDB page (genuinely for […]

Your Problems Are Not Funny

Things I hate, HATE… films that are meant to be comedies but are actually about life and the annoying petty difficulties that face us all. They are usually about people in there twenties or thirties and the frustration they feel over lack of partner/child/job/house/cat/ ice cream/ whatever, cast with a series of whiny, self-obsessed, indulged […]

Is it mass or a movie?

Things I like…films in unusual settings. The other day I saw Der Golem in Christ church Cathedral. Impressive and terrifying especially because I got separated from my group. (sorry picture is a bit bad it was taken with a phone)

Join the dots, sunshine

Things I hate… weird freckles. The sun brings out the freckles on my upper lip which in turn makes me look like I have a John Waters moustache. I know it could be worse, I could get freckles that resemble some other more infamous moustachioed man *cough, cough dictator kettle. But seriously all I need […]

My eyes don’t work like that

Things I hate…people need to stop trying to make 3D happen. Some people may disagree with me on this but I really dislike 3D. It picks one thing in the foreground makes it appear strangely huge and sort of floating and then blurs everything else in the background. I recently say The Great Gatsby in 3D (which by the way […]